They will strike you like lightning when you least expect it, for example–3 am. Why do preggo women get charlie horses? Do people think we can actually quickly leap out of bed in the wee hours of the night to relieve the pain? The only reason we will ever get out of bed at 3 am in any sort of hurry, is to pee…or in my case, to grab a heaping spoonful of Nutella. I asked my doc why I’m getting them so bad in the night…and only on my left hamstring. She told me it’s typically your body’s way of telling you that it needs more potassium. STILL NOT GETTING IT since I eat a banana almost every day in a smoothie. O.J. has loads of potassium too, and Penelope and I love our juice in the morning!
Want to know what’s even more fabulous? A CHARLIE HORSE IN YOUR GROIN. Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy would a body do that to a preggo? Those are especially attractive when you’re at your friends baby shower, chasing your maniac toddler who has now taken 4 cupcakes off the dessert table, and you’re brought almost to the ground by a groin charlie horse. It’s like a TIGHT pinch in your groin that simply stops you in your tracks and drops your bodacious body to a squatting ballet position. Next, you grab your crotch like Michael Jackson and make a hideous face while screeching “OW!” Some people say it’s the positioning of the baby–I say, it’s another annoying thing to add to my list of pregnancy complaints. My poor husband feels like this list is a freakin’ never ending novel. He actually will ask me “what’s the issue today?”–and when the answer isn’t something he’s been doing to annoy me, he MAY listen for the latest preggo problem…but chances are..he’ll give the head nod–and say “oh jeez” like he gives a hoot. HA. Love him, though.
I thought the baby was breech, because the kicks were so low this time around, but he’s head down and ready to go. (Even though he will be surgically removed since his sister was a 10 lb 4 oz behemoth and MAMA AIN’T GOIN’ DOWN THAT ROAD AGAIN) We will let this guy marinate for as long as he’d like knowing happily, that I won’t be pushing out a baby dinosaur again in 5 weeks. Call me COOKOO but i actually scheduled my c-section for 4/19 which technically makes me one day late! My doc told me she’d be on call that day at the hospital and it falls on my late grandfather’s birthday–I just couldn’t pass it up! Besides, Penelope was 8 days late, so this will be a breeze. I hit the 35 week mark on Saturday, and started needing a MEDIUM iced crazy mocha caramel-nut, milk, no sugar, iced coffee–instead of a small. Judge me all you want, but IT IS a necessity if you’d like me to stay awake to watch Penelope all day. “They” say that 1-2 cups of coffee a day is perfectly safe–but when you think about ‘how I get’ my Sip N’ Dip (exclusively amazing coffee of Rhode Island’s East Bay) it’s a joke! They fill the cup with half hot chocolate, ice, add the milk and top it off with coffee, it probably comes out to a half of a cup at most… and IT’S A LIFESAVER at the moment. It motivates me to get things done and not beat my child. Just kidding. Let’s get one thing straight–she does the beatings around here. Daily!–and not in a gentle way. She is currently squatting on the couch trying to sit on the keyboard while I type, telling me that I’m “all done”, while ROUGHLY patting me on the top of the head. So sweet, my girl.
She just learned how to do the “fishy kiss face” and it’s pretty funny. She sucks in her cheeks and puckers her lips–coming at you with force to give her a smooch. She calls it “Pishy kishes”. She amazes me lately with her wit and smart little attitude. No word of a lie, I told her she couldn’t have a ‘treat’ the other day–because her darn teeth are going to fall out soon with all the sweets and treats she gets–and she threw herself on the floor in a dramatic fashion, of course. I let her settle for a sec, and moments later, she shows me her backpack she “packed” (with her ‘run-away’ survival kit) that included maracas, a wooden spoon, a sesame street cell phone, a pretend milk carton, two bouncy balls, a fake orange from her kitchen, and cookie crumbs from the day before. I said to her, “Are you mad at Mama? Do you want Mommy to go away?” and she replied “Go a-way” (not that she has any clue what it meant). Then I picked her up and said “If Mommy goes away, where will you go?”–and just like that she grabbed her bag, popped up with a smile and said, “Nonnie’s house!” (she clearly DOES know the meaning of “go away”)–and walked toward the front door. Like, really child?! You are 23 months old and already threatening me to go to your grandmother’s when I don’t give you fruit snacks at 7:42 am… WE. ARE. IN. FOR. IT.
…check out the “Do it YO-self” category for our ‘impromptu’ bathroom overhaul plan…and “Penelope’s Corner of Mischief” for some new pics..I even added some ‘unecessary info’ for you in “Pregnancy TMI’s”…enjoy!!
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